I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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