Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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