Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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