If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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