Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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