doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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