I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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