yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
whose parrot is this?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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