what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
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