i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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