So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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