For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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