I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
We smell like vodka and hangover
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