Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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