thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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