Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's blow job season.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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