you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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