So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
as a side note pls kill me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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