just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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