Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Your shirt... Was in my pants
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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