im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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