The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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