You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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