He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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