just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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