That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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