yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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