Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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