I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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