Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
