Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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