Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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