So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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