Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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