are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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