Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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