The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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