Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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