so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
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