The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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