youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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