So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
i need some magic done to my vagina
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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