Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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