they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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