It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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