are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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