i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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