Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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