I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Randomize
