can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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